we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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