The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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