Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
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