Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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