trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I enjoy the company of your penis
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