she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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