Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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