we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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