names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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