how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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