but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
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