just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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