i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Randomize
