how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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