apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
