why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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