My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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