I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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