why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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