Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I think my moral compass just broke
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