So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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