school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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