I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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