at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
My hand turned me down
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
sex in a hospital.. check
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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