I'm gonna have a badass scar
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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