Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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