i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
two words: eviction party
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
