thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
Randomize
