the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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