Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
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