at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Randomize
