ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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