i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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