Little spoons don't ask big questions
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
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