hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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