he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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