i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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