whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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