Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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