Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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