fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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