I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Randomize
