? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
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