I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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