This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I did not marry a roomba.
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