Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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