You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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