I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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