Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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