Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
