I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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