Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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