i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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