You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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